I bet Michelle Lynn was the life of the party in school. Going to friends houses when their parents were out of town and getting drunk. I wonder if Michelle Lynn ever put on a little show like this for all the high school boys at one of those parties?

Hell, may I should pretend I’m a high schooler and try to get invited to a Michelle Lynn “My parents are gone” party. I think my beard may ruin the disguise though

Michelle Lynn, likes to be watched